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Geeks come in all kinds, so...","datePublished":"2015-11-02","dateModified":"2018-06-12","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/community.legendarywhitetails.com\/author\/hagosto\/#Person","name":"Hector Agosto","url":"https:\/\/community.legendarywhitetails.com\/author\/hagosto\/","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/d7bfedbdc5ef3ed8f8df91eb37e1ffbe?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/d7bfedbdc5ef3ed8f8df91eb37e1ffbe?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"Legendary Whitetails","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"http:\/\/community.legendarywhitetails.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/logo-legendary-whitetails.png","url":"http:\/\/community.legendarywhitetails.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/logo-legendary-whitetails.png","width":522,"height":226}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/community.legendarywhitetails.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/RT20121102.jpg","url":"https:\/\/community.legendarywhitetails.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/RT20121102.jpg","height":483,"width":1485},"url":"https:\/\/community.legendarywhitetails.com\/blog\/deer-hunters-geek-test\/","about":["News"],"wordCount":928,"keywords":["Humor"],"articleBody":"Are you a \u201cgeek\u201d?You\u2019re reading this, so there\u2019s a good chance you are. Geeks come in all kinds, so no, I\u2019m not saying it because you run a computer.\u201cGeek\u201d is a slang term. One definition describes it as a peculiar or otherwise odd person, especially a person who is overly obsessed with computers, etc. That three letter abbreviation \u201cetc.,\u201d means we have way more geeks than just computer geeks. Do I need to tell you that some people are deer hunting geeks? Maybe there\u2019s no better word to describe guys and gals who are peculiar, odd, and obsessed about whitetails.I\u2019ve devised a little test to help you determine if you\u2019re a deer hunting geek.You might be a deer hunting geek if\u2026You have copies of deer hunting magazines on your bedside table, your coffee table, your kitchen table, your desk, your workbench, your floor, your TV, under your couch, in your bathroom and your truck\u2014and none of them ever gather dust.Even your casual clothes are camo, like this guy\u2019s…Your idea (but maybe not your better half\u2019s idea) of dinner and a movie is venison burgers and a deer hunting video. In fact, you have a couple dozen you know she can\u2019t wait to see.You wonder why Chanel No. 5 is so expensive (it\u2019s a perfume, not a TV channel), but never question the price of a bottle of doe estrus urine.You\u2019re driving down the road on an October evening, gaze out the passenger side window and whisper, \u201cWhat a beauty!\u201d And the pretty lady sitting next to you knows you\u2019re not looking at or talking about her.You never ask before you show people a picture of your most recent buck\u2014you show them even if they don\u2019t care. And only AFTER that, you might ask \u201cWanna see pictures of my kids?\u201d Then you pull out a family photo with a date and time stamp across the bottom, along with the logo of your trail camera.John Mack’s wife and kids. \u00a0Hat tip to my good friend for the photo,\u00a0Owner of HuntingPA.comYou have more hunting boots than all your other footwear combined.When you have a party you wear camouflage, and you give each of your guests a unique swizzle stick to stir their ice tea\u2014and it\u2019s an antler shed by a spike buck.What better way to stir your drink than a shed from a spike buck? \u00a0You keep your most important documents in a safe deposit box at your bank. At the top of the list is not your will, or your insurance policies, or your passport . . . the most important documents are the trail camera pictures of the biggest bucks in your area this year.Venison\u2014it\u2019s what\u2019s for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Between meals, you snack on jerky. And if you find a deer hair on your meat, that\u2019s a good thing\u2014you just floss your teeth with it.*** Score yourself ***9-10 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Don\u2019t try to hide it\u2014you\u2019re a certifiable deer geek.7-8 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 People think you\u2019re a deer geek, and with a little more effort you\u2019ll be certifiable.5-6 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 People know you\u2019re a deer hunter, but you\u2019re not a geek\u2014not yet.3-4 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Come on, get serious! You\u2019re just playing at deer hunting!1-2 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 You\u2019re probably a geek about something, but it\u2019s not deer hunting."},{"@context":"http:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"item":{"@id":"https:\/\/community.legendarywhitetails.com\/#breadcrumbitem","name":"Legendary Whitetail's Blog"}},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"item":{"@id":"https:\/\/community.legendarywhitetails.com\/blog\/deer-hunters-geek-test\/#breadcrumbitem","name":"Deer Hunter’s Geek Test"}}]}]